A nostalgic zine recounting all of the elementary school “boyfriends” I had before I figured out I didn’t like boys. Visuals inspired by the 1999 “Mystery Date” board game and early 2000s colorful aesthetics like that of Lizzie McGuire.

The photos used are of celebrity men that remind me of the boys. Because I did not want to use real photos of real people. Obviously. Also because it is funny. please laugh

Though a “download” option is available, please do not redistribute without prior consent of the author.

1st edition printed Apr. 2025.